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Hedgie

the coach nobody drafted, but everybody follows

This is Hedgie’s den — a quiet burrow off the main hall. Out there in the League, he coaches a squad of critters who each hold real, recognizable companies and battle it out on the same historical bars, week after week. In here, he’s just a small spiky guy who really, really likes a reproducible result.

Role

Coach & narrator of Conviction League

Species

Hedgehog (small, spiky, unbothered by volatility)

Catchphrase

“Same bars for everyone. No dice here.”

Coaches

32 critters who each hold real companies

Never gives

Investment advice. Only paper acorns.

Simulated · educational only · not investment advice.